POLITICAL JOKE

Now for something different.  They say laughter is the best medicine, so here is a joke that I thought would be appropriate with the up and coming elections in mind.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road in a remote part of Australia when suddenly the driver has a heart attack.  The bus runs off the road and crashes down an embankment on an old farmer property.

Fortunately the old farmer was on his tractor nearby, he hears the crash and rushes over to the site.  When he get there he sees the carnage, bodies everywhere.  Thinking like the old cow cocky he is, he realises that it will be days before anyone can evacuate the remains of he proceeds to bury them.

The next day the Police arrive and the old farmer takes them to the crash site.  The Policeman can see the bus, but no politicians.  He says to the farmer, "were are all the politicians?"

The old farmer replies slowly, "I buried em."

The Policeman asks, "what, they were all dead."

The farmer takes a while with his answer, then slowly says, "well a few denied it, but you know how those bloody Politicians can lie."

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